Could it really be this simple to make a few million Dollars from women.
We take a view that it could be as easy as this. OH along with a massive investment from Pfizer. Regardless of any health problems.
Man no1, Hey I have found away to make a few quid. You know all these women that complain about hot flushes when they go through the Menopause, well I have come up with a great cure and to be fair a great way to make us a fortune in the process.
Man no2, Great, tell me more.
Man no1, Well I spoken with a guy who said he could make a fortune from selling women a cure made from horse urine.
Man no2, WHAT..!!! You can't be serious.
Man no1, YES, this guy said that he could get loads of horse piss, and through the clever guys in the
lab, ( worlds largest Pharmaceutical company Pfizer ) HRT, It will help with hot flushes, burning, itching and dryness of the vagina and surrounding areas after these women have had a hysterectomy. Plus we will encourage the women to take it to protect them against mood swings, brittle bones and heart attacks. I have also got a name for it, Premarin. They would wear the patch and the Estrogen goes into the body through the skin. The fact they get a boast of Estrogen will stop those hot flushes they complain about all the time. Just think of all those happy women!
Man no2, Would that really work? Is it safe?
Man no1, It's really safe for the horse's as they tend to piss a lot. The more they drink the more they piss. Only thing is they need to be pregnant to make this work. There are some side effects. Some women will experience heavy bleeding, vaginal yeast infections, heavy periods, cramping of the legs and spotting. HRT can increase heart disease rates, particularly in women heterozygous for the V Leiden or Prothrombin gene mutations ( 11% of the Caucasian population ) The risks of HRT, beyond elevation of triglycerides, and increased risk of venous thrombosis involve cancer of the breast, endometrium and ovaries. It can increase the risk of endometrial cancer, stroke, blood clots, and possibly dementia. Premarin cream is only used vaginal burning, dryness and itching.
Man no2, What do you do with all those fouls?
Man no1, Well I don't care as we will make so much money from this that as far as I am concerned the farmers can just kill them. ( In 2003/2004 their were as many as 3000 PMU farms housing as many as 40'000 mares churning out thousands of gallons of estrogen-rich urine ) In 2012 these farms hold far less horses at approximately 22 farms holding as little as 800/900 pregnant mares. The farmer will keep the fouls as long as they are mares. Do you realise that we will not make thousands but millions. In fact in 2011 Pfizer made in excess of a billion dollars from HRT, and show no signs of slowing down, stopping or getting out of the HRT market.
Man no2, But hold on, if I understand you correctly. We give the HRT to women who may have hot flushes, who may have a risk of heart disease but by giving these women HRT they may get worse things happening to them like breast cancer, heart attacks and other related problems.
Man no1, YES of course, but just think of all that lovely money we can make!
Man no2, But what happens if they start to die or even start to sue us over the problems they get?
Man no1, DON'T WORRY, we will make so much money from selling the HRT and if a few women die or a few women dare to sue us, who cares, they won't be around long enough to win any case against us.
We will be quids in as the British say.
References taken in part from: http://www.equinevoices.org/horses/issues/premarin/premarin-news/
http://www.jewishhospitalcincinnati.com/cholesterol/Research/hormone_replacement.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premarin
http://www.examiner.com/article/use-of-horse-urine-hormone-replacement-therapy-raises-risk-of-breast-cancer
www.bodybynaturesupplements.com
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